how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

(via distractedrabbit)

"you had such a thirst for knowledge; and now school has ruined that."

- something that someone said to me recently and I think about it a lot. (via magnussne)

(Source: ecrirers, via too-much-5sass)




i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

(via distractedrabbit)

"My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest."

- (via folieadamn)

(Source: the-psycho-cutie, via this--too--shall--pass)



i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

(via pickinwildflower-s)


if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via malumeow)

This picture was too good for me not to share. 
This is Chris Dobens, creator of the Boston Strong T shirt campaign, embracing his girlfriend,Emily Engelhardt, who was injured in last year’s marathon bombing, right before she crosses the finish line. 
This picture is, in my opinion, one of the most important ones taken today. 


i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

(via malumeow)





nothing a nice hot shower cant fix :)

What if I’m tryna cool down?

Having a hot shower will actually accellerate your body’s response to overheating and trigger all the necessary functions to cool you down faster. Not to mention once you’re out of the shower, outside of it feels cooler to you.

nothing a nice hot shower cant fix :)

(via too-much-5sass)




pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

(Source: landorus, via distractedrabbit)



don’t put your car as your profile picture

(via platypusss)

I’m writing my essay on cyber-bullying right now

and there was this article that said “anon hate hurts us because when we read it, we don’t hear the attacker’s voice, we hear our own”

and that’s a really good observation.

(Source: foriamsincerity, via platypusss)